BeyondXMyXUniverse

1. Tell him Sasori loves him 2. Ask if it’s fun to be Uke 3. Take his clay 4. Replace it with Play-Doh 5. Steal his eye-scope 6. Paint it pink 7. Show him SasoDei 8. Show him ItaDei 9. Wink and tell him you know of a “good use” for the mouths on his hands 10. Say “un” at the end of your sentences to mock him 11. Run around yelling “I win! My art wins!” (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke) 12. Ask if he’s depressed 13. Compare him to Iraqi suicide bombers 14. Tell him his sculptures suck 15. Steal Itachi’s mascara and put it in his room 16. Inform him that black nail polish